“If I had a dollar for ever time I blacked out masturbating…man, I’d have a whole bunch of depressing dollars.”
(via make-her-famous)
“Know what time it is. Don’t care. Eggs.”
“What’s that, Monday? You bringing this? Oh, it is on.”
Today IS Tuesday, I know. But I don’t work Mondays. For me, Monday is today.
Aaaaah Estrella Levante, judging from the amount drunk, and the length of the sessions, possibly the greatest session lager of all time.
Whitstable Brewery Raspberry Wheat Beer: I won’t quite agree with m’learned colleague and describe this beer as “A pint of jerked arseholes.” but not amazing. Raspberry not my favourite addition to beer.
Wychwood Cherry Picker: The Black Forest Gateau of beers. Rich and dark, leaves a distinctive cherry liquor chocolate aftertaste. An After dinner beer for sure.








